Theivery

You scum-sucking, cleave-footed, libertarian. You stole my fruitful bars of plenty from In the Name of Science. In the name of science I banish you from my good-graces.

My huge Handle-bars were stolen in the last 2 days. Having Ridden that bike on Thursday, after just having replaced the back tube, my bars were stolen. I posted about it on the Davis Wiki, but still; balls.

Theft is my biggest pet-peeve, outside of stickers*. Man I'm bummed, and doppelpissed. Aggrandize-this! I mean without that super awkward bike, I'm just an awkward guy on his own. I left a note on the bike too, It reads "Thanks for stealing my bars, Asshole."

On that note, I bid you adieu.








*A side note, stickers include both stickers, especially stickers on clothing, face paint, and temporary tattoos. Barf!