A New Brew; Worthy of Turds

So, just a quick note.
IBC's new "Root Beer Float" Sucks.
Don't get it.

A quaint root beer standard, IBC has put a spin on a mediocre Root Beer that is only really considered in my list of Root Beers as an icon. There are much better root beers out there, but IBC is pretty cheap, its available everywhere, and it tastes ok. Besides that, don't drink it. It was pretty good for root beer floats, since the flavor didn't really matter, and it wasn't objectionable to even the mildest root beer drinker. But IBC's new "Root Beer Float" beverage is too milky. Beyond that, it's too creamy, as in made with cream. However you might be expecting ice cream, this is not. Maybe it would be good in coffee.