Outside the Root Beer, Not Inside.

This is a metaphysical review of Sioux City Root Beer. I didn't think I had had it before. I might have. I don't remember. But I did have it yesterday along with 2 big pieces of fried chicken. They were good. This Root Beer was boring. If you feel nothing at all, that's the worst thing that can be said. I'd rather hate it than think it's neither bad nor good. I looked at the ingredients and knew what I was getting. Corn syrup and flavor.

Yum.

Well I enjoyed it, like I enjoy every Root Beer. I would have rather have had a Sioux City Root Beer, since then I could have pretended I was in The Big Lebowski.

I'm drinking "Grandma's Chocolate Mint Stout" right now, and its strong in every sense of the word. Every Sense. Now that's something to talk about, but not here. Not now.